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One qualification for moderator: Herding cats

It’s an unenviable position: the challenge of leading a church body comprised of two groups in hardened opposition to one another. There is no middle ground. There is no room for compromise.

 

One group stands firmly on the letter of the law, describes "what if" scenarios and labels the opposition as liberal wackos. The other group advocates an unlimited grace, is dismissive of all potential negative consequences and labels its opposition as mean-spirited hate-mongers. No, I'm not describing the denomination.  I'm describing Middlesex Borough, New Jersey where Rev. Neal Presa, candidate for Moderator of the 220th General Assembly, serves as pastor and presently finds himself herding cats.

 

What may have initially been an internal matter regarding church property use, the preschool sandbox, providing sanctuary for undocumented residents and basic aesthetics, the situation in Middlesex has mushroomed into a national debate. The issue? A cat colony.

 

The New Jersey Star-Ledger reports that Middlesex Presbyterian Church is at the center of a controversy over a colony of cats that occupies an unauthorized structure on the church property.

 

Originally tenants at the Borough's recycling center which is adjacent to the church's property, the cats have found sanctuary on the church property for eight years. Sometimes they mistake the church's preschool sandbox for a litter box but in good Presbyterian fashion, several women have insured that the cats were all neutered, vaccinated and fed.  

 

One church member, without authorization, had a $3,500 structure built on church property to accommodate the cats. It is the government's intent to remove the animals from the settlement and relocate them to an animal shelter, but that has raised the alarm of capital punishment.

 

According to the article, "Volunteers and their supporters say sending these animals to a shelter would be a death sentence."

 

But the mayor and others see the cats' presence as a community health risk, and they raise concern about the children at the preschool also housed in the church.

 

Like all issues these days, the Middlesex Presbyterian cat colony has attracted vociferous input from outsiders and outliers. The felines have advocates from the Lawyers in Defense of Animals and the Animal Defense League. There's a social media campaign, and "Borough board of health president John Madden said he got e-mails from groups he never knew existed."

 

All of this provides excellent training ground for an aspiring moderator of PCUSA, the office for which Middlesex Presbyterian Church pastor, Neal Presa, is standing.

 

In the midst of trying to balance the competing interests of: 

  • the church property trustees,
  • the church session,
  • the women who are personally involved in the feline outreach ministry,
  • the disenfranchised cats,
  • the Borough health department and the mayor,
  • the preschool staffers and parents,
  • the neighbors,
  • the outside lobbyists and special interest groups,
  • the media, bloggers and people like me …

Presa is getting real training for the position.

 

There are more than 250 signatures on a petition to save the cats but apparently not 10 of those people are willing to adopt the homeless felines. The church's board of trustees intends to comply with the board of health's decision and timeline for removing the cats, but that is not likely to mollify the Presbyterian women engaged in what they see as ministry. Yes, I think herding cats in Middlesex is rich preparation for serving as moderator indeed.

 

Disclaimer: This is not to be construed as an endorsement or rejection of any particular candidate, nor does it express the author's opinion of cat houses.

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Comments  13

  • John H. Adams 28 Nov, 03:01 PM

    This is unfair. The cats have no voice. Let them meow at presbytery. Give them a 15 purrcent vote on the session.
    Let them form their own special interest group and adopt their own Kitttychism.
  • Peggy Hedden 28 Nov, 04:21 PM

    I think that Mr. Adams' analysis is purrfect.
  • Andy Naegeli 28 Nov, 04:48 PM

    Their own Kittychism? That's Hairisy!
  • Wayne Bogue 28 Nov, 05:00 PM

    If dogs had thumbs they'd make you dinner. If cats had thumbs they'd steal your car. Even so, let the cats live! I'm owned by two kitties. I agree with Mr. Adams.
  • Ken Folmsbee 28 Nov, 05:54 PM

    I think the cats stand a better chance of survival than the denomination behind the church that has sheltered them!
  • Forrest Norman 28 Nov, 06:20 PM

    Cats, Cats, Cats! Whose going to stand up for the church mice!
  • Loren Golden 29 Nov, 11:49 AM

    Herding cats isn't as difficult as it sounds. They know the way, but they are often reluctant to go, even if they know that there's food and sleep at the destination. You just have to stand behind them, point the way, and sometimes give them a little nudge if they stop for too long.
    But herding Presbyterian ministers and elders? That's a tough job. They all too often don't respond to the pointing and the nudging of the One standing behind them.
  • Kate Vosburg 29 Nov, 05:02 PM

    What a catastrophe! Such horrifying events of such cataclysmic proportions! I hope these events catalyze the maturation and preparation of Rev Presa that he might need for future leadership.
  • Steve Grant 30 Nov, 08:46 AM

    This would be funny except there are more cats attending Middlesex church than people. Which is what they should be focused on.
  • Rebecca McElroy 1 Dec, 07:51 PM

    Hiss, hiss, spit! We are always just within a whisker of making the fur fly. Does this cause you remember the little poem: The FOG sits on little cat feet?
  • Patricia Michaels 2 Dec, 04:30 PM

    I commend the ladies who have taken care of these animals for over 8 years! Great animal control for keeping the # to 10. If they hadn't, there certainly would be hundreds of cats running around the property. No one mentions that this church sits on a large field with rats, mice and other wild critters. Good luck to the church people and the children, when the rodent population grows when you take the cats out of the picture. The kiddies will be greeting "Ben the Rat" in the sandbox!
  • janet hunter 5 Dec, 06:09 PM

    the cats that have found a safe haven with the wonderful people who not only feed them but have spayed and neutered them and given them rabies and distemper vaccines and cared for them. these cats intitially were more than likely abandoned by their owners and found themselves suddenly without a home. good people need to get together to acknowledge the problem and seek humane solutions to this and other similar problems involving cruelty to animals. as good christians, why would we turn our backs or look the other way while these cats are given a death sentence? they are not a health hazard and have never caused any harm. we as good human beings are responsible for caring for those that need help. please let these cats continue to live their lives in the only home they know and with the peace they deserve.
  • Elderyl 7 Dec, 03:15 PM

    After looking at the drops in membership, attendance, and giving at Middlesex FPC, it seems like Rev. Presa can speak firsthand about the issues involving declining membership and giving in our denomination. He's had eight years experience and it looks like not much success in reversing the trends. I wonder how many members will leave with the cats?
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